When the Going Gets Tough, the Heat Cool Off

Dawg,

I'm confused. How did the Celtics beat the mighty Heat? Don't the Cs have only 6 players this week? Also good work in Egypt boss, how did you do it? Tony in Topsfield

Dear Anthony,

Yes, the Heat are invincible, they are 30-6 since whenever and they dine on teams like the Celtics, who are banged up and missing half their team. But somehow when they play the Celtics, they can't do anything right. I'm pretty sure the Heat are o-fer against the Celtics this season. That has to be in their heads for the playoffs...The Celitcs have to feel pretty good about how they match up with the Heat. And the Heat have to feel pretty good about beating up on the cellar dwellers for now. Because when the going gets tough, the Heat cool off.

Egypt was a long slog, but when I threatened to pull the plug on Hosni's Swiss accounts, he decided he would rather be a multi billionaire than assassinated in the middle of the night by one of his "trusted" advisors. Don't you worry about Hosni, he's knee deep in cash, booze and women as all deposed dictators should be. -XXOO Dg