Dawg,
I know you're friends with a lot of rich and famous people. Can you get a message to one?
Can you please tell Kobe that the All-Star game doesn't count, scoring a lot of points is ridiculous and no one watches the game except Jay-Z, some Kardashians and the Chinese. Thx. Doug in Dahchester
Dear Kobe,
One of your fans ask that I write to you explaining that the points you score in the All-Star game don't count. When it counts is when Rondo is in your shorts, Pierce is sweating all over you and KG is hovering, ready to drop some nastiness all over you. Maybe it counts when you drive the lane, and find Kendrick Perkins waiting for you, begging you to TRY and posterize him.
No, that's when you'll be settling for twenty foot jumpers and claiming someone got you on the wrist, when really - they got one on your brain. Sure the Lakers won game seven, but it was in spite of you, "Mr. Clutch."
'Dawg
(Also, Vanessa Bryant has a big tushy)
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