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Dawg,

Should we be worried about the Red Sox? Also, why do athletes make jersey tits whenever they win something? Concerned in Barrington

Look, I don't know if we should all go "Full Affleck" over this start. The Sox lost four straight, but the way this team is constructed, I can't see them being this bad all season. Something was up in Texas, cheating, stealing signs...something sinister.

Maybe the Sox were partying too much during spring training, maybe the team stayed at a hotel next to a strip club (I didn't see them there though). Could just be a rough patch at the beginning of the year. Let's hope that's all it is, and pretend these four games never happened. Kind of like the 90's for me.

The reason the players do that is so you can see their team more clearly. You have to pull and extend the shirt so the camera can see that indeed, you do attend Texas A&M and yes, that institution of higher learning has defeated their foe.