Pray for Japan

Dear Dawg,

I know Spring Training has started and you're in Florida, but have you heard about Japan? Crazy huh?

Daisuke in Tokyo

Dear Daisuke,

Have no fear, Dawg is near. When I heard about the earthquake I was horrified. All those young promiscuous women's very existence threatened? No way, so I'm in Japan now, sifting through the rubble, looking for signs of sexy life. I suppose I'll save anyone, but the real tragedy here is Japanese School Girls being injured. What would Asian Fetishists do if that population was wiped out? Absolutely horrific thought. Plus, the idea of losing anime porn forever disgusts me to my very core.

Seriously, pray for Japan, send good kharma or whatever it is you do to summon the big guy upstairs to help those folks. 'Dawg