Tuesday, July 7, 2009

5 Reasons the Red Sox will win the World Series

5. Facial Hair - How can Kevin Youkilis' Goatee NOT be in the World Series?
4. Josh Beckett is "odd year Beckett", and he looks dominant yet again. He looks way to angry to let another team have a sniff at a world series.
3. The Curse of the A-Rod - Steroids, gay self portraits, Madonna...I think Henry and Lucchino actually did get AROD when they went after him. Then they paid him to hit lots of homeruns in games that were out of reach. A-ROD should get consideration for Red Sox MVP when the Sox win the AL East this year.
2. The Puppets - The Papelbon Puppet, the Pedroia Puppet and now the Nick Green Puppet. Is there anything more exciting than a Nick Green Puppet?
1. The right wing paramilitary Junta I've been tracking will be exterminated in mid August, giving the RD time to get back and announce for the stretch run. This will all but guarantee a return to the October Classic.

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