Smoltz's Secret

RD,

Can you explain why Tito started a pitcher who was born in the 50s against the Yanks in such an important series? How's Libya?

Dear Vincent,

Smoltz was actually intentionally bad for the Red Sox. He needed to be released so he could be on assignment with me here in Libya. We are tracking a new warlord here and I need someone who can throw a grenade 88 feet and then have it drastically drop off (like a 12-6 curve) into his rabbit hole. Pedro was supposed to do it, but he decided another jaunt in the majors was worth more to him than defending liberty and freedom. John Smoltz was willing to sacrifice the end of his career AND the Red Sox season in order to get his release so he could strike the terrorists where they live. Thanks John.
He's here with me now, cleaning his dentures and polishing his head.

XOXOXOX
'Dawg