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Dawg, Did the Sox overpay for their new talent? Sully, Roxburry

Tim,
Overpay?  With whose cash?  John Henry's?  Good.  There's no such thing as overpay when it's not your money.  That guy owns a soccer team in England, a race car and a baseball team.  I don't understand the "markets" but I think he sells pork bellies or coffee or something and has enough money that he was able to marry someone half his age.  I'm pretty sure things like "the luxury tax" are okay when you can dredge that cash out of your couch cushions.  

The age of the spouse is directly proportional to the wealth of the person.  So, that dude who married Anna Nicole Smith was like a gatrillionaire, which is also the exact amount the Yankees have left remaining on A-Rod's contract.  Yeah, memba him?  He's my favorite Non-Red Sox player because he is weighing that entire city down like a bloated half horse, half man albatross.  Are they going to wheel his juiced ass out to third?  Is Canseco the starting SS for the yankees?  

Jeets retired just in time to avoid being A-Rod's teammate. Don't think that was a coincidence.     -D