My Points? Check Beckett's '09 April-identical era and similar peripherals

Dawg, How do you think Boston will handle Cleveland in the playoffs? My buddy at work says that Lebron hurt his elbow because he takes 35 shots a game. Is that too much? Do you think Boston should be worried about Shaq or he just too fat to play Garnett?

Also is there a way that Selig might allow the Red Sox to only play the Orioles and Blue Jays until August or something? -Britney in Bedfed

Hi,
First off Cleveland is a city full of losers. Lebron will not stay in the cesspool by the lake. He probably hurt his elbow carrying the rest of that team. Shaq is fat, slow and talks like Andre the giant. Sideshow Bob Varejao is yet another soft euro or South American pussy, who weeps every time there's a hint of contact. Cs in six.

The Sox will come around. They have some good young arms, but all that Florida poontang they had in spring training tired them out. Check Beckett's '09 April-identical era and similar peripherals. I learned that from that midget nerd Rosenthal's tweet. Yeah, I read Twitter, assholes. Remy has time, an Internet account and thought twitter might have some kind of detanning cream for Don.
Hugs, RD