Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Boom Boom Go to Bed

Dawg, What was better, Paul's 3, Rondo's slap pass, or me beating an old woman in a Wade jersey while coming back from the bar last night? Also, does Ray Allen need eyes to shoot free throws? -Shannon, Dorchester


Trixie, Listen, The Celtics are for real.  If you want to know my personal favorite play it was LaBron turtling after KG whacked his shot away to start a fast break.  Rajon Rondo? Giant balls of steel.  Paul Pierced hitting that shot in LeBronica's face - classic.  Pietrus finally hitting shots in the fourth quarter was also tremendous.   Beating a heat fan is wrong, but Dawg understands emotions run high and seeing a woman in a Wade shirt is the same as seeing Wade in a Wade shirt.  They both have vaginas and get beat by people from Boston. Ray Allen could make free throws without arms if he needed to. Do you know why LeBron's phone is always set to silent? That's right, just like LeBron, it has no ring. He should play hockey too, that sport has no 4th period.
I'll be here all week, try the roast beef. Thanks, Dawg


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