Dawg, Although the NY Knicks season is now over, shouldn't an asian "masseuse" be able to fix a buldging disc?
Dear Mass-oose,
Unfortunately no massage that I know of will actually cure a bulging disc. However, a 19 year old Asian masseuse could make Amare's endings so happy that he won't give a frog's fat ass about his back.
As for Joba, a lot of you have asked if a pro athlete should be jumping on a trampoline with his kid. I mean, why not? Aside from weighing 400 pounds and killing any children that he may have come in contact with and possibly ending his career - why shouldn't he? Imagine if Mo Rivera was there with him and Joba was on the opposite end of the trampoline, I'm pretty sure Mo would be orbiting the planet by now. In fact, Mo would be propelled upwards at twice the speed of sound due to the immensity of Joba's girth. Children will be studying this physics hypothesis for years to come.
Happy to help with your medical questions!
Dr. 'Dawg
Unfortunately no massage that I know of will actually cure a bulging disc. However, a 19 year old Asian masseuse could make Amare's endings so happy that he won't give a frog's fat ass about his back.
As for Joba, a lot of you have asked if a pro athlete should be jumping on a trampoline with his kid. I mean, why not? Aside from weighing 400 pounds and killing any children that he may have come in contact with and possibly ending his career - why shouldn't he? Imagine if Mo Rivera was there with him and Joba was on the opposite end of the trampoline, I'm pretty sure Mo would be orbiting the planet by now. In fact, Mo would be propelled upwards at twice the speed of sound due to the immensity of Joba's girth. Children will be studying this physics hypothesis for years to come.
Happy to help with your medical questions!
Dr. 'Dawg
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