Dawg,
The 1st time I ever seen someone smoke weed was in the bleachers at Fenway Park. I also saw a man get his head slammed into a concrete wall in the grandstands during a Yankees/Red Sox game. Will events like these be included in the Fentenial celebration this year? -Milt, Milton MA


Dear Milt,

I do not believe they will be highlighting those finer points.  Did you know that 13 babies have been born in Fenway? 312 deaths?  I'm pretty sure there's been a lot of fornication (not even counting Oil Can) because watching the sox stirs up certain feelings in men.  I wonder how many Yankee fan corpses have been found hidden in Fenway?  Not enough is the correct answer.  Sorry Milt, our highlights are their low lights. (All numbers have been made up because Dawg doesn't have time to do actual research). -D