Happy Birthday

Staffer Manny has a birthday today. I gave him this.

Dawg, If African Americans were in Red Dawn, would it have been a shorter movie?

I think we must be remembering a different movie.  The Red Dawn I know and love does have an African American gentleman.  In fact, i believe he is giving a history lesson in the first five minutes of the film when he steps outside because of the invading forces.  He is immediately blown away.  Come to think of it, I'm a bit surprised he didn't get a nomination.  The way he went down when getting shot 5 times in the chest with an AK was pretty unbelievable.  I'm pretty sure that same guy plays the loud police lieutenant who screams at the team for busting cars and not following the rules in every cop movie ever made.  

See, Red Dawn is the perfect movie. It beats "Red Sox" every time (this year). 

Dawg

When Russian Girls Cry...

Dawg, Is it wrong that I immediately began calling her the Black Squirrel?

No, she is black and they call her a squirrel.  You just put two and two together and got two. 

What is wrong was the promo NBC ran right after she got the gold with a monkey doing gymnastics.  Nice timing soulless network. #thanksNBC

What is right is watching 16 year old Russian girls cry.  There's something special about Russian Olympic tears that harkens back to the days of my youth.  I will never forget when those Commie bastards dropped from the sky and took our cities by force.  My friends and I were forced to run to the mountains and wage guerrilla warfare.  We surprised the Russians and had them on the run, but we were just kids...scared kids.... I've had Red Dawn stuck on a loop since they added it to Netflix streaming.  -XXOO, go Team -D

(there, there loser)

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