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Schilling Vs. Smoltz, Come On

Dawg, 

Wasn't Schilling better than Smoltz? Louie, Rockpoht

Look Lew, 

I don't even want to talk about that bloated windbag Schilling.  Yeah, bloody sock, thanks for the World Series and all the really insightful political and religious commentary but Schill ain't getting in.  The worst thing in the history of the world is Pedro Martinez being off 49 ballots.  Pedro Freaking Martinez had the two most dominant years in history.  He mowed down steroid users like a champ, while keeping everyone entertained.  He deserves to be on 101% of ballots.  

Randy Johnson's mullet alone was on 83% of the ballots, but if you want my opinion and I know you do because you have already wasted time reading this, RJ was no Pedro.  Why was he on more ballots than Pedro? It makes no sense.  Now Randy Johnson is a bad man, who threw gas from the left side and was nearly unhittable, but Peter Martinez he was not.  

5'10 and 170 pounds (when holding a case of Mangoes), all laughs when he was off the mound and all kinds of ferocity when he was on the mound.  I believe this is a Yankee conspiracy aimed at belittling the greatest pitcher of his era who was also the Yankees' daddy.  (I truly believe that Pedro banged every one of their moms, and honestly, if he asked he could bang mine too.)

So if 49 writers disappear, will anyone give a frog's fat ass?  

Dawg

(editor's note, question was about Schilly v. Smotlz. God and Bush aside, Schilly is a Boston Baseball god, that alone is a ballot filler)

Congrats!

to the greatest pitcher that ever lived. HoFer Peter doing what he did best, messing dudes up.