Monday, December 3, 2012

Kate Middleton, Who's the Father?


Dawg, 
I see Kate is expecting. Tell the truth. Did you make her your governess? -Mitch, Wooster

Mitch,
Sometimes royalty has a problem getting the old staff to stay at full mast. What with all their worrying about polo, social events and trying not to look like their father...So sometimes they might call in a real pro to take care of "business." If the kid has male pattern baldness, wicked quick feet, and a Boston accent... 'Lil Dawg could be king one day.